Anything You Can Do....

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

        No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
        No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
        No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

        Anything you can be
        I can be greater.
        Sooner or later,
        I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.
        Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
        Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!.
        Yes, I am.
        Yes, I am!

        I can shoot a partridge
        With a single cartridge.

I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.

        I can live on bread and cheese.

And only on that?
        Yes.
So can a rat!

        Any note you can reach
        I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.

        No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
        No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
        No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
        No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
        No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

        Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
        Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
        No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

        Anything you can say
        I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.

        No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
        No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
        No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

        I can drink my liquor
        Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!

        I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
        Yes.
That's what I thought--
you crook!

        Any note you can hold
        I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

        No, you can't.
Yes, I can
        No, you can't.
Yes, I can
        No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
        Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.

        In my coat?
In your vest!
        In my shoes?
In your hat!
        No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!

        Anything you say
        I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.

        No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
        No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
        Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)

        I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
        I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
        I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
        No.
Neither can I.
                                        
        Anything you can sing
        I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.

        No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
        No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
        No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
        No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can!
        No, you can't!

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